A lady was walking down the street to work and shesaw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her,"Hey lady,you are really ugly." Well,the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work n

the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her,"Hey lady,you arereally ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again saidto her,"Hey lady,you are really ugly.”

The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that shewould sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied,"That's not good,"and promised he wouldn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her,"Hey lady."

She paused and said,"Yes?"

The bird said,"You know."一位女士在街上步行去上班,她看到一只鹦鹉站在一家宠物店前面的栖树上。 这只鹦鹉对她说:“嘿,女士,你长得真丑。”当然,这位女士 狂怒! 她气冲冲地走过这家店去上班。 在回家的路上,她又看到这只鹦鹉,它对她叫道:“嘿,女士你真丑。”


当时她非常生气。 第二天这只鹦鹉又对她说:“嘿,女士,你可真丑啊。”女士气得不行,走进店里,声称她要起诉这家店还要把这只鸟给杀了。 店主说:“这可不太好。”并向她保证那只鸟不会再说这样的话了。

这天下班后当她经过这家店的时候,那只鹦鹉叫住她:“嘿,女士。”

她停下来说:“什么事?”

鸟说:“你知道的。"