Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

最后一则笑话「中英文」並非对称。英文是关于「大头」的笑话。

哈哈哈 英语对照冷笑话嘛

谢谢提醒，刚刚改了下

哈哈哈哈哈第一个笑话好像非常普遍，我一定在哪里看到过。
还知道一个英国的冷笑话，但是要读出来才比较有意思。
so asking people how do you hire a horse,
and people will ask how,
then you can say by putting four bricks under his feet
因为hire和higher同音，当时从一个英国人那里听到这个的时候差点没把我冷死。。。。