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we are the crowd
we're cuh-coming out
got my flash on it's true
need that picture of you
it's so magical
we'd be so fantastic, oh
leather and jeans
your watch glamorous
not sure what it means
but this photo of us
it don't have a price
ready for those flashing lights
'cause you know that baby i...
i'm your biggest fan
i'll follow you until you love me
papa-paparazzi
baby there's no other superstar
you know that i'll be your...
papa-paparazzi
promise i'll be kind
but i won't stop until that boy is mine
baby you'll be famous
chase you down until you love me
papa-paparazzi
i'll be your girl backstage at your show
velvet ropes and guitars
yeah cause you know i'm starting between the sets
eyeliner and cigarettes
shadow is burnt, yellow dance and return
my lashes are dry... but the teardrops i cry
it don't have a price
loving you is cherry pie
'cause you know that baby i...
i'm your biggest fan
i'll follow you until you love me
papa-paparazzi
baby there's no other superstar
you know that i'll be your
papa-paparazzi
promise i'll be kind
but i won't stop until that boy is mine
baby you'll be famous
chase you down until you love me
papa-paparazzi
real good, we're dancing in the studio
stop-stopped, that shit on the radio
don't stop, for anyone
we'll blast it but we'll still have fun
i'm your biggest fan
i'll follow you until you love me
papa-paparazzi
baby there's no other superstar
you know that i'll be your
papa-paparazzi
promise i'll be kind
but i won't stop until that boy is mine
baby you'll be famous
chase you down until you love me
papa-paparazzi
Lady Gaga ft Beyonce - Telephone
Hello, hello, baby; You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service in the club, you see, see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me…
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh…
you knew that I was free.
You shoulda made some plans with me,
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
won't make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
'cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -sorry, I cannot answer!
Not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party.
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
We're sorry…the number you have reached
is not in service at this time.
Please check the number, or try your call again
paparazzi和telephone两部都是小电影形式~
还有首Bad Romance也是小电影~烧死德国嫖娼男人~
Telephone是B和P的续集~讲的是入狱后的事~首先从Paparazzi开始吧
paparazzi是狗仔队的意思
首先，MV的布景和音乐就充满了意大利情调，gaga和MV男主的对话是瑞典话。导演是瑞典人。从报纸上的头条写着“THE EVENING STAR”可知gaga扮演的是一位刚窜红的新星。
gaga被男主带到阳台上亲热，gaga发现被人拍照了，gaga让男主停下来，他不停，还叫gaga看镜头。（可想而知男主是在利用gaga上头条）gaga急了，用酒瓶砸男主，男主就把gaga推下阳台。而对着受伤的gaga，狗仔队只是一个劲地拍照。
接着，gaga出院，但是却没有狗仔队来拍照，可知出院后的gaga已人气大跌。下车跳舞，还有当中那些插进来的各种死法，本人猜测可能是代表原来善良的gaga已死。
然后，康复的gaga和男主坐在一起，但却形同陌路，她站起来放下杂志上面写“the new it girl”可知男主另结新欢了，没人气的gaga对他已经没有了吸引力。gaga给男主倒饮料，从戒指里到处药粉往水里下毒，把男主毒死。
gaga打电话报警（有个声音说“hello……nine one one”911 警察局 她说“i just killed my boy friend”杀了男朋友）
后来一些警察过来检查尸体，把gaga带走，在门外受到大批狗仔队包围，gaga没有丝毫害怕，反而搔首弄姿让狗仔队照相。可以看出gaga毒死男友是有预谋的，就是为了让狗仔队拍照，聚集人气。 本人觉得此处最有讽刺意味。先是男主利用gaga，后来反而让gaga利用，还赔上了性命。
其中，三幅头条写着"she'back" (她的真面目)"we love she again"(我们将继续爱她) "she's innocence"(她是清白的)说明gaga 已经成功聚集人气,再次成为闪光灯的宠儿 。
gaga送到警察局，进监狱之前要拍照，gaga还在那里摆弄姿势，然后照相的人叫gaga面对镜头，gaga很不情愿地照了一个正面照。
再来是Telephone
gaga把前面不知道哪个男人处理掉后,进了监狱, 狱中女人都很猛
都在那 扭阿 卖.骚阿 舔栏杆什么的 啧 还有女狱警的肌肉.. 挖..
狱警扒光gaga之后还说 我就跟你说她没有J.B.. 太坏了..- -..
然后放风的时候,gaga自制了烟排的眼镜和酒罐的发卷,
可谓是利用了狱中艰苦的环境自娱自乐,.. 狱中的娘儿们还练级肉 我x
最后gaga还跟某个T亲热..额 最后那个T想偷她的手机?...
好大的手机广告.. 还有耳机的广告..
然后狱中的女人们耐不住寂寞 打了起来 好不热闹. chanel的眼镜..
bee呢就给gaga打电话 说要把她赎出来/ gaga就去接电话..开唱了
那个和gaga站旁边的小女孩好像是gaga的亲妹妹.. 额
然后gaga和那群女人在监狱里跳舞 跳阿跳阿 看样子很enjoy监狱生活
身上光秃秃的 只有小内和bra在 不然就是监狱警告的绷带..
所以'别打给我了'这样 不过手机短信上还是谢谢bee把她赎出来.
然后就出狱了 电脑是dr.dre的广告.. 然后还有交友网站的广告 叫好多鱼.. 嗯?
gaga抽了一下 来了个猫王的姿势.. 女狱警说 你早晚还得再进宫. 额
等上了pussywagon之后 bee就说gaga是个bad girl
是个very very bad bad girl 然后咬了口三明治
然后gaga也咬了口那个bee咬过的三明治, 这是有拉拉的意思么?.. - -
gaga说 你杀了一头牛 你就得做个汉堡 估计是手下不能留情的意思,
然后bee说 你知道 镜子破了 还能补 gaga说 补完还是能看见妈.了.个.b的裂痕
反正就是要杀男人杀到底了.. - -.. 还有宝丽来的广告..
bee的三明治上面还有c50 实在讽刺50cent过气么..
然后去菜馆 bee她男朋友小黑哥似乎也不是个东西
问bee 婊子你都去哪了 估计是给她打电话她没接
然后还爱惹麻烦 还拍别的小妞的屁.股 ワンピース。。?
于是bee就学gaga 在咖啡里面下毒,.. 好像眼药水.
同时gaga在厨房里面 正在做成批的杀人三明治 好像杀人很快乐
所以又在厨房里面跳起来了 唱'别打了 别打了' 因为杀人过程很欢乐 ..
里面还有面包,沙拉酱的广告.. 还有蜂蜜 正好是bee蜜蜂分泌出来的?..
一厨房的gay在舞蹈 然后变成烹饪节目 毒药电视台 菜谱里面 还有老鼠药..
然后小黑哥吃着吃着就挂了 bee说 你要我的蜂蜜太过多了. 嗯?..
然后德语倒数 eins zwei drei.. 整饭馆的垃.圾狗男女就都死了.. 额..
再然后连gaga带bee带那群gayles 大家又欢乐的跳起舞来 以示庆祝..
碧奶好多囧镜头..! .. 最后还生气了 摔电话!. omg..
猎豹装那段 ..欢乐又性感. .感觉完全是导演在展示自己的编辑功力
然后两个人就被通缉了 换上了异国服装 .. 中东的还是哪的
电视上是那个jai rodriguez 也是个gay 现在在e!做主持人..
滚动字幕是瑞典语的 telephone歌词翻译 因为导演是瑞典人.
gaga说 我们远走高飞吧 bee说 你发誓再也不回去了 gaga说 我发誓
然后两个人蕾丝边般的牵起了手.爱心,维纳斯.. 你再也打不通她们的电话了..
又是to be continued, 后面要去墨西哥了.. 接三单alejandro?
那个pussywagon就是跟昆汀本人借的 整个mv也很昆汀..
还有thelma and louise那个拉拉电影的影子.. 总之就是恶趣味就是了
还有小细节 说下
1.那个警察扒了GAGA后说：I told you she didn't have the dick.
里一个说that's bad
看来嘎嘎也挺在意这事儿的，并且还幽默了一把~真有她的
2.ga:你确定你要这么干么,honey bee?
bee:你说"我确定"是什么意思?
ga:你知道他们说的,杀了只牛就得做个汉堡。
bee:你知道的,gaga。信任就像一面镜子，坏了还能修。
ga：但你还是能看到裂痕，还有那C.A.O（）他（）妈（）的映像。
第一个Paparazzi的MV应该是7分多的，可我只找到这个，大家凑合看啊，GAGA的MV都很特别，我觉得这两部挺有意思,呃。。。是惊世骇俗。和大家分享，不看分析真看不明白啊
[ 此贴被夕筱三在2010-09-02 03:14重新编辑 ]
