干炒童子鸡: Fuck take chicken without sexual life
夫妻的肺片：Man and wife lung slice
干锅鱼头：Fuck pan with a fat fish head
麻婆豆腐： Beancurd made by a pockmarked woman
主食是驴打滚：Rolling donkey
酒水是长城干红 ：Great wall fuck red
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak English？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak English, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak English？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look.All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, again wait, if you not wait, you can go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not here. You can tomorrow come！”
九阳神功 nine man’’s power (九个男子的力量)
九阴真经 nine woman’’story (九个女人的故事)
干果区: Fuck the fruit area
干货: Fuck Goods
一次性用品: A Time Sex Thing
老虎菜: Tiger dish
残疾人公厕: Deformed man Toilet
go and look! 走着瞧
good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上
no mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东，没有新中国
go a head! 去个头！
people mountain people sea 人山人海
no three no four 不三不四
u ask me,i ask who? 你问我，我问谁？
if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看
dog day’s 狗日的
poor light egg 穷光蛋
do early fuck 做早操
go to your mother 去你妈的
full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑
after i do something! aids爱滋病！
day day do morning fuck! 天天做早操
night night do succeed class 夜夜做功课
i saw a man saw a saw with a saw~~~~ 我看到一个男人拿一把锯子在锯一把锯子
kill one police hundred 杀一警百
give your face,you don’t sport! 给你脸，你不会运用！
gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手
fuck do system. 操作系统
horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
where cool where you stay!! 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着
fish yes 于（鱼）是
see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉
sir, you going down? 先生，你够淫荡
eyes keep healthy fuck 眼保健操
across knifei take out love 横刀夺爱
king eight egg 王八蛋
5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱
you ask me, i ask who 你问我，我问谁啊
look through autumn water! 望穿秋水
we two be four be four ！咱俩比试比试
why? 为什么
no why! 不为什么
why no why? 为什么不为什么
no why no why! 不为什么不为什么
you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！
give you a colour see see!给你点颜色瞧瞧！
fuck do computer！操作电脑
watch sister 表妹
blue whose and whose 不入虎穴，焉得虎子
ice snow clever 冰雪聪明
blake new new 黑猩猩
save water. shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡
love the neighbor. but don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道
"your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
"hard work never killed anybody." but why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？！
一位学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故，由于好奇，一直没有离开，警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。he said ：one car come one car go
two car peng peng one man die
一个小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。
小强转头就对老外说：no sit see,stand see. if see stand see.
老外回答说：sorry i don’t understand your english.
小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsucce
ssful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in li
fe.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause chil
dren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restric
ting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you f
orget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
