1.u ask me,i ask who?
　　你问我，我问谁？
　　2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see
　　如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看
　　3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
　　together up ！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
　　5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
　　6.you me you me
　　彼此彼此
　　7.You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
　　8.know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
　　9.WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　11.American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　　12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
　　13.heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
　　14.go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
　　15.小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!
　　16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条
　　17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
　　18.you have two down son。
　　你有两下


  I am laughing to death.That's so interesting.

Exactly，me too. Very funny！

This is really funny

I once heard from my friend that there was a guy try to chart with her in kinda poor English. She listed several examples but I can only recall one today. The guy was trying to say that he was using the wireless internet, but what he actually said was "no-line" internet.

people mountian,people sea.  人山人海

hehe  i always【look like  wrong】 use  Chinese Englishi   because my Englishi
is very poor~~~    i am very sad