老邢：the male and female robbers quite like going up to the
roof,their kongfu are fearfulness very much!! I think
they are around us now!
湘玉：but I can't see them at all,how do you find them?
老邢: all by my feelings,oh,it seems that they are here,
(shouting),small thief,stop!stop!(he runs away...)
湘玉：togather!togather!Recently,our small town is dangerous,
it's unpeaceful now, everybody should not tell strangers
our hotel's things.
众人：ok,of course not！
展堂：we must obey our boss's command.
湘玉：i don't know why the couple-thief came to our town?
小贝：in my opinion ,they are only two doodles!
湘玉：don't haver!!if they hear that ,they will kill you !
展堂：they are chickenshit,don't fear...
2nd scence(大家围坐讲述雌雄双煞的罪行,情景再现)
湘玉：the two robbers are guilty,there are two typical things
the first is,our docter Xue was treating his patient with
a bottle,you kown ,it's our traditional method to cure arthritis,
(一个病人正躺着，神医为他拔火罐)
the robbers saw that, they don't understand what the
doctor was doing,so they beated Mr Xue fiercely...
(爆打薛神医，薛捂着脑袋四处逃窜)
doctor Xue was so hurt that he decided not to doctor(vi.)
for ever...
(Xue扯出不再行医的告示，或者身上贴着说明，垂头丧气伤心状)
the second story is...
展堂：if you are a good people,if you do any good things,they meet,
they'll hit you badly...
3nd scence
.......外面传来猫叫声......(众人呈怕状)
青妹: dear lady ,i haven't had a good sleep for a long time,
i'm very tired now ,shall we go home now?
芙蓉:simply not!here,in front of us,is a black hotel ,we must
ruin it for people in the town,after that we can go home!
wait me here,i'll be back later.
.......芙蓉踹门............(众人钻到桌子底下)
展堂：are they really coming?
湘玉：zhan tang!(拽住展堂衣角)if i were dead,please help to
take care of mo xiaobei,please!
4th sence
.......众人抖作一团........
芙蓉：（敲门）is there anyone here ? please open the door!
小贝：it's you turn,brother!(推展堂)
展堂： why?
湘玉： cause you have experience!
.......展堂去开门...........
展堂：who are you?
芙蓉：i come here to punish you all,because this is a black
hotel!
湘玉：why shall you say that?!
芙蓉：beacuse you don't light candle outside at night!
湘玉：(look at zhan tang),zhan tang ,now it's your turn
.......展堂施展葵花点穴手......
展堂：kuihua(葵花直译)hand！（经典动作）
.......郭芙蓉定住........大家对她大笑
湘玉： but how to deal with her?
小贝: we should send her to Mr Lou tomorrow
众人: well done! good idea!oh yeah!(作胜利状)
........郭芙蓉被押下........
[ 此贴被展雯在2010-07-13 13:46重新编辑 ]
